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Cellphone popcorn

Paul Goscicki — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 08:38:28 +0000

First, there was cellphone monster. Now there’s popcorn too:

What will come next?

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Cellphone monster

Paul Goscicki — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:38:48 +0000

Scary!

On tradition

Paul Goscicki — Sun, 18 May 2008 22:21:15 +0000

- A bit tight under the arms, don’t you think?
- Traditional fit, sir. One can’t raise one’s arms above one’s head. It tends to inhibit any impulsive acts of surrender.

I was laughing very hard.

Quote from The Bank Job (2008).

On static typing

Paul Goscicki — Tue, 13 May 2008 19:05:18 +0000

The above picture comes from Steve Yegge’s Egomania. There’s also his great post Dynamic Languages Strike Back. Both recommended reads.

Drunkn sex

Paul Goscicki — Sat, 10 May 2008 21:20:32 +0000

It kind of reminded me of one particular monkey…

On optimization

Paul Goscicki — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:11:25 +0000

Donald Knuth:

Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

Ezra Zygmuntowicz:

Postmature optimization is the root of all hosting bills.

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Stop global warming

Paul Goscicki — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:57:30 +0000

Think you could help?

Old, but oh so good!

Paul Goscicki — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:38:55 +0000

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The picture that simply blew me away

Paul Goscicki — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 22:01:32 +0000

Hat tip to Trzaskprask for taking this awesome picture.

Oh, and btw, while I’m at it, uhm, Happy New Year!

So what is the “rabbit’s foot” anyway?

Paul Goscicki — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 20:46:00 +0000

It was the briefcase from Pulp Fiction.
ye lol, but i heard that the briefcase in pulp fiction is actually the dvels soul
it was Ving Rhames soul in pulp fiction.. and thats why he helped get it in this film
It is also the Maltese Falcon, the Continuum Transfunctioner, and the weird glow in the trunk of the car in “Repo Man”.
a mcdonalds mcmuffin
A toaster strudle… Davian gets hungry too.
Its the episode when the coyote catch and eat the roadrunner…
Its Paris Hiltons latest sex tape.
it s the script for the final ever episode of Lost. thus why JJ Abrams wanted Cruise to get it back.
Obviously, the Rabbit’s foot is Larry Wachowsky’s penis.
It’s Suri Cruise’s bronzed poop.
It’s the key to getting laid.
Its the one ring to rule them all.
It was Ethan Hunt’s Good Luck gift.
It’s the weapons of mass destruction the US never found in Iraq
it s deux ex machina.
If you look very closely you can see a little white furry paw in that glass thingy
The script for MI4

God, I love imdb boards. And MI-3 was a fantastic movie!